If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
I can relate to this
There are 6,775,235,842 people in the world. Why are you letting one of them ruin your life?
the only french i will ever need to know
gonna use this on all the assholes in my french class
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
Everything we were taught about aging is all in our minds. Eternal youth.
I fucking love this post.
I want to be this awesome when I’m old!
This is so awesome!
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them
Im 500% seduced and 500% amazed.
I WANT TO MARRY HIM
I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I.
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